I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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