YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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