so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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