Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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