you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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