and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
