Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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