did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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