yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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