so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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