at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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