Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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