Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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