So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
