I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize