ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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