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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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