Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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