it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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