do herpes really smell.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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