Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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