He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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