He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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