Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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