That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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