When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
