Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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