College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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