just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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