Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
