Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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