Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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