she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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