I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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