This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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