The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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