As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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