i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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