I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
