I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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