I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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