i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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