Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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