Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
