i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I FOUND THE LEGS
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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