Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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