TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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