dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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