It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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