so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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