Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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