Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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