I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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