does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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